Cold Hard Cash-In - CD

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The holiday album to end all holiday albums.

The title rings true with the number of cover songs exceeding the number of originals. Entirely devoid of emotion from start to finish, put this on at your next holiday party and regret it immediately! Bonus songs are included on the disc to fill time.

Disclaimer: All discs are printed on-demand and are shipped from somewhere in the Nevada desert.

The holiday album to end all holiday albums.

The title rings true with the number of cover songs exceeding the number of originals. Entirely devoid of emotion from start to finish, put this on at your next holiday party and regret it immediately! Bonus songs are included on the disc to fill time.

Disclaimer: All discs are printed on-demand and are shipped from somewhere in the Nevada desert.

  1. It’s December - 2023 Re-recording

  2. Deck the Halls

  3. Gingerbread Man

  4. Jingle Bell Rock

  5. The Aftermath of Twelve Days of Christmas

  6. Santa in a Vegan Household - skit

  7. Up On The Housetop

  8. Last Christmas

  9. Rudolph The Red-Nosed Gamer

  10. Delicate 1950s Technology - skit

  11. The Chipmunk Song

  12. Year-Round Christmas Lights

  13. Nine Reindeer and a Large Bearded Man - poetry

  14. Go Santa Go

  15. Eggnog!

  16. Chiron Beta Prime

  17. Jingle Bells

  18. Gold, Frankincense and Myrrh

BONUS TRACKS:

  1. It’s December (Karaoke)

  2. Up On The Housetop (Karaoke)

  3. Year-Round Christmas Lights (Karaoke)

  4. Jingle Bells (Karaoke)*

  5. Leopold, The Snowman of Thanksgiving*

*CD Exclusive